The Hell Yeah Burger at The Quiet Few
83Smash
Score
Smash ScoreCertified Smash
Certified SmashEast Boston (Jeffries Point)Est. 2019

The Quiet Few

The Hell Yeah Burger
East Boston (Jeffries Point), Boston, MA·10 sources scored·Confidence: High·Updated April 2026

East Boston's neighborhood whiskey tavern that moonlights as one of Boston's most-recognized smashburger spots. The Hell Yeah Burger's whiskey-marinated patties landed on major local and national lists.

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Smash Score
83SMASH
SCORE
Certified Smash
#-- Nationally
National Ranking
#-- in Boston
City Ranking
10 Sources
Scored Inputs
High
Confidence
Last calculated April 2026
Algorithm v1.1
The Story

East Boston whiskey tavern, real smash intent.
A bar-first room with burger-first execution.

Josh Weinstein opened The Quiet Few in April 2019 in Jeffries Point, East Boston, as a neighborhood whiskey tavern built around the "Top Shelf Low Brow" idea. Chef Scott Jensen built a menu where the smashburger became the defining order, and by 2024 the spot was featured on Food Network's Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.

The Hell Yeah Burger uses two 4 oz patties marinated in spices and whiskey before hitting the flat-top, then layers American and cheddar, smoked onions, pickles, and signature sauce on sesame brioche. Boston Globe and Time Out both singled it out in city best-burger coverage.

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Context Note
The Quiet Few is primarily a neighborhood whiskey tavern. The Smash Score reflects the burger specifically, not a dedicated burger-only concept.
Score Breakdown

How the 83 Was Calculated

Critics 35% weight
82
Crowd 45% weight
92
Community 10% weight
77
Accolades 10% weight
0
RAW WEIGHTED AVG
81.20
QUALITATIVE BOOST
+2.00
COMPETITION BONUS
+0
The Burger

The Hell Yeah Burger

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Build
Double 4 oz smashed patties marinated in spices and whiskey before griddling
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Cheese
American cheese + cheddar cheese
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Bun
Sesame seed brioche bun
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Toppings
Signature sauce, shredded lettuce, smoked onions, pickles
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Price
$12.00
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Neighborhood
East Boston (Jeffries Point)
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Operation
Bar & Restaurant
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Established
2019
Locations

Find The Quiet Few

East Boston (Original, Only Location)
The Quiet Few
331 Sumner St
Boston, MA 02128
(617) 561-1061
Monday5pm-1am
Tuesday5pm-1am
Wednesday5pm-1am
Thursday5pm-1am
Friday2pm-1am
Saturday12pm-1am
Sunday12pm-1am
What Critics & Diners Say

Review Excerpts

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Perfect, simple smash burgers with fried pickles on the side.

Boston Globe
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The mighty Hell Yeah Burger is the move here.

Time Out Boston
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A smokin' smash burger and prime-time pesto mozzarella sammie.

Food Network - Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
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There's nothing better than a classic smash. We smash them hard on the flattop.

Phantom Gourmet
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They marinate the 4 oz smashed patties in spices and whiskey.

The Infatuation Boston
Accolades & List Inclusions

The Record

Boston Magazine Best of Boston 2022 - Best Neighborhood Restaurant
2022 - Boston Magazine
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Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives - Season 40 Feature
2024 - Food Network
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Top Boston Burger Lists
2024-2026 - Included by Time Out, Infatuation, and Boston Magazine
Our Assessment

Strengths & Caveats

✓ Strengths
Whiskey marinade technique differentiates this smashburger from typical city peers.
Strong editorial validation from Tier 1 Boston outlets and national TV.
Consistent high consumer ratings across Google, Yelp, and TripAdvisor.
⚠ Caveats
Bar-first concept with burger in a broader tavern menu context.
No reservations, no delivery, and limited parking.
Kitchen closes at 10pm despite later bar hours.